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Last Updated: Apr 27, 2009, 08:52:50 pm
File version: 1.0
For M&B version: 1.010/1.011
Downloads: 5,298 Size: 16.8 MB
Views: 17,265 Type: ZIP
Rating (3 votes): 3.5 / 5.0
Well, I was bored, so I made a Chuck Norris mod. You start out as "Chuck Norris" and you have crazy skills at everything. (Except weapon points, you still only have 15-60.) There are a few drawbacks, though. More on that later.

Anyways, this mod also adds some other shady characters to Calradia, and they are relentlessly hunting you down to boot. :D The other characters are:

* Whoopin
* Technoviking
* Bruce Lee
* Speedy Gonzalez
* Chobo the Barbarian
* Altaiir
* Wanderer (my own little creation)
* Chuck Norris (the real one, or just an impostor?)

Also, Techno viking and Bruce Lee each have 100 little minions. Technoviking has 100 Lesser Techno Vikings, and Bruce Lee has his Kamikaze Ninja Karate Samurais.

Anyways, so far the problems are:
* AI (Lords) might kill some of those shady characters if you don't get them first
* Only Technoviking's face code is done.

  • Adds 8 new "boss" characters
  • 3 new items
  • gives you Mad Skillz
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 Re: Chuck Norris Mod  » posted by dscape750 on Apr 27, 2009, 09:49:10 pm
How about a mod where Ruthven gets banned from the MBR for posting pointless & idiotic mods?
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 Re: Chuck Norris Mod  » posted by Ruthven on Apr 27, 2009, 10:02:35 pm

I think that what I do on my own time is none of your business, (wanking lol) and this mod is the only pointless mod I've made so far. I'd be tempted to say the other two (forget Calradia 1304, just... forget it) are quite good, actually.

And oh, hey where are your mods? Nowhere. Don't judge meeeeee!

EDIT: But how can you dislike a mod with Whoopin and Chobo the Barbarian?
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 Re: Chuck Norris Mod  » posted by alluvia on Apr 27, 2009, 10:08:14 pm
Nicely done, Ruthven. Our will is complete. Soon all shall be under the banner of the fist and the roundhousing foot. Mwahahahahahaha!

Yours sincerely,
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 Re: Chuck Norris Mod  » posted by The_J0ker on Apr 28, 2009, 10:09:05 am
I may sound dumb... but have you played it

Its not that bad its the kind of thing you go on 4 a laf
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 Re: Chuck Norris Mod  » posted by dudro on Apr 28, 2009, 01:01:27 pm
Who is this dscape750 jerkoff anyways?
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 Re: Chuck Norris Mod  » posted by Von Brett on Apr 28, 2009, 08:39:40 pm
i think it's good to have a bit of random stuff in here and there.. keeps us sane.. kind of.. :hammer:
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 Re: Chuck Norris Mod  » posted by pyro on May 10, 2009, 06:19:40 pm
or how about this...SCEEEEEEW YOUUUUUUUUUU... if you don't think Chuck Norris is the father of all creation than you can go jump off a brige...or is that to harsh?

No no its not :evil:
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 Re: Chuck Norris Mod  » posted by Varric on Jun 25, 2009, 03:12:11 pm
Where's the rape button?
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 Re: Chuck Norris Mod  » posted by FirePhoenix on Feb 23, 2010, 04:49:46 am
dscape750 wrote:
How about a mod where Ruthven gets banned from the MBR for posting pointless & idiotic mods?
No need to be rude.
Varric wrote:
Where's the rape button?
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 Chuck Norris Mod (v 1.0)  » posted by Marius on Dec 25, 2010, 12:36:08 pm
Will you port it to WB ? :lol:

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 please read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  » posted by Mercenary on Mar 05, 2011, 11:24:53 am
B-) regardless of what any idiot says, your mod is crazy fun, could u make a mod for me though, plz, its really small!!!!!!heres what i woyuld like:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::guns, old rifles, pistols, a faction with jet li as ruler, full of the samurais!!! versus all of calradia versus huge jet l;i facetion with you as chuck norris plz make it!!!! plz!!!
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 Chuck Norris Mod (v 1.0)  » posted by Knight Inquisitor on Jul 08, 2011, 06:24:16 am
Unable to restore vertex buffer! >:(
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 Chuck Norris Mod (v 1.0)  » posted by JackieChan on Sep 17, 2012, 01:51:17 am
Downloading it now!
Oh by the way. Is Altair (from assassins creed) the one you where talking about?
Thanks for the mod. :green: :green: :green: :green: :green: :green: :green: :green: :green: :green: :green:

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